Really Funny Clean Jokes - Mike Tyson One-Liners

Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off. He obviously misunderstood. Good thing he didn’t say two.
Evander after the fight: “Maybe I shouldn’t have told him to ‘Bite Me’.”
Tyson’s favorite football team: the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA.
They are making […]