Chris and the chocolate factory

One day at the chocolate factory me and my friends were looking at some big tub of chocolate when a steam gauge hit we fell in the chocolate then got out when our friend Chris saw us covered in chocolate he yelled GET IN MY BELLY, he ran at us we dodged then he fell and got out and looked at his body then yelled CHOCOLATE ME YUM YUM and started eating himself as we watched and heard NOM NOM NOM NOM........................he ate himself...well we was pretty fat so I guess his death fits.