Funny Pirate Joke

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Shiver Me Piratin’ Timbers, Arrrrr!!!
A man walks into a pet store and says, “I’m playing
Long John Silver in the play Treasure Island, and
I’m looking for a parrot. Can you sell me one?”
The pet store owner says, “You don’t want a real
parrot, it’ll squawk all the time and poop on your
shoulder, and what [...]