THANKS FOR THE CHAIN LETTERS AND OTHER “INFORMATIONAL” EMAILS

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that
it’s good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants
because they cause cancer.
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the
estrogens they contain [...]