Location, location, location

A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee
when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a
hand-lettered “For Sale” sign out front.
After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the
startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room,
opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets, and pointing
out where a “new light fixture here and a little [...]