Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good of man.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it
take.
OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission […]
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A victim of chronic bronchitis called on a well-known physician to be
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